Bouncy Elephants And Robots Dance

If you take the first letter of each word of the title you get a new word. That's right ladies and gents, my title is based solely around the glory that is facial hair because well why not. But now to introduce myself, Hi, i'm Julie, Part of your average family I got a dad A mom, And a sister... Over there? That's Donnie, we found him, and Darwin He found us. About our house It moves because we travel all over the world. You see my dad hosts his nature show,
And... my mom shoots it, Okay so we're not that average.
but between you and me, something amazing happened
and now I can talk to animals! It's pretty cool and totally secret, and you know what?,Life will never be the same. Oh wait, that's not me, that's Eliza Thornberry, oh well.


i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men

(via have-you-seen-my-pants)



Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

(via have-you-seen-my-pants)



are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??

We do it as an act of cleansing for the times our hands accidentally brush against our bros’ hands

(via what-even-are-we)